Analysis: What the hell is this — a DeVry University freshman orientation team building exercise? Do all these people know they’re part of the online dating profile of a girl who “could watch Elf on repeat” and lists “flip cup” among her major skills? How has this photo not been flagged and our subject — whichever one she is — not been permanently banned from OKCupid? What kind of world do we live in?
I need a nap.