The photo: 
Analysis: “Hey — remember that time I got drunk backstage at the Simi Valley Theater Company’s production of Death of a Salesman, put on that sombrero, and rode around on my brother’s BMX bike?”
“Sure. We all do.”
“I think I’m going to use that as one of my OKCupid profile pics.”
“…”
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When she says she's "low mantenance," what she really means is that she's high maintenance.
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