Analysis: Stealing my heart is one thing. Stealing my Canon 5D Mark II? That’s not going to work.
Look, we all want potential suitors to think we’re fun. That’s why we post pictures of ourselves doing wacky things, such as planking, or climbing over a railing in our older brother’s gutter punk jacket. But there’s always that fine line between wacky and awkward to consider, and our subject here just blows right past it.
What is this picture supposed to tell us? That our subject dresses in inappropriately warm clothing as an homage to the Dead Kennedys? That she is so punk rock that she eschews all traditional means of accessing her grandfather’s back patio? That she is clumsier than a baby fawn?
Well there’s nothing endearing about that.
*Gives self high five.*