Photo Fun Friday #34 — I use it to trap small animals and children
The photo:
Analysis: Nothing says “high status” like a lifestyle that allows someone to grow a two-foot-long beard. If our subject isn’t a teamster or a roadie, it’s very likely that his only sources of income are regional beard-growing competitions (though not national ones — he’s got a long way to go there). Unconventional and obstinate (he’s certainly heard “cut your beard” at least 1000 times in the last year, yet has never complied), the only thing he’s got going for him is his Gimli impression (but points for his managing to keep that beard free of food and animal waste).
